Shalom! In case you are looking for a couple more bad Pessah joke besides my video on the joke about liaises are different. Here they are first of all if you serve chopped liver at the Satami, I would be very careful not to eat with haroset. Because if you do, you can get harosis of the liver. Second one, did you hear that there was a huge shortage of chrain, horseradish in Spain this year and so the Madrid government called for Israel for emergency shipment and it came late and the officials at the Madrid Airport would not let it off the plane. So, people did not have enough chrain that year and as how sad it was the chrain in Spain stayed mostly on the plane.
The third and final one, and by the way in 2008 there is actually is much shortage, New York Times and Chicago Tribune, instead so it not so unlikely. Third one is that a fellows eating Matso sandwich in the park and notices a fellow who looks blind down the bench from him and he said, “Fellow, I have a sandwich here, would you like some? Are you hungry?” and he said, “Sure I love some. So, he hands over the Matso sandwich and the guy was blind starts running his finger all over and goes, “Who wrote this script?”
It gives a couple of (Inaudible) you can use it or you do not want and one final thing about the derivation of the filter fish. The story is that when the Jews were crossing the red see and the water parted, it was curbs that were holding the huge curbs that they are holding the water aside by the way they were breathing and they said to Moses, “What should we do, should we continue keeping the water up? As God’s commander, should we let the water go?” The Egyptian come, “How should we can continue to do this?” And Moses said, “Go filter fish,” and that is how he got the filter fish made out of curb.
A couple really bad ones, I am sorry, but that is all we can up and if you can come up with some good Pessah joke let me know, because I am always looking for some good new material.
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