Speaker: Hey!
Speaker: Came for my sneaker.
Speaker: What happened to you?
Speaker: I fell in the toilet.
Speaker: How did you fall in the toilet?
Speaker: I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Speaker: What does that have to do with you?
Speaker: I pee sitting down.
Speaker: You pee sitting down?
Speaker: Yeah, have you ever tried out?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up and you get to read.
Speaker: What are you reading?
Speaker: I am reading a lot of stuff.
Speaker: What stuff?
Speaker: If I pee 20 times during a day I can get through the whole New York Times for Gods sake.
Speaker: 20 times.
Speaker: Yeah, hey buddy when you are peeing all over your shoe I am learning something.
Speaker: What makes you think I am peeing over my shoe while you are learning something?
Speaker: Just get by or sneak up, will you. I don't need to discuss this.
Speaker: Why do you pee sitting down?
Speaker: Many reasons.
Speaker: You crap standing up?
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