Hello, I am Howard Ralley I am working up team for learning planet. I will fit my self in Vetra International Man of History that is me, who am I kidding? I am actually the worlds worst traveler, I get ill everywhere. But do not get me wrong, I love traveling it opens up my eyes. It is just opens up my balance as well. So Howard Sick Bag Tour of Asia. Number 3 is food poisoning in India.
Hi loving Jane it is fantastic, it is intense, it is on the crowds but it is the most warming welcoming people you never seen you on the planet. My favorite place Pakistan is Jason Fort, it is amazing straight out of the Arabian knights also. That is me and my wife Jackie traveling around India, we took a camera trick into the dessert. Just us and a couple of guys, the local guys could tap his Korean sanjuice it is 20% chili sands and really just force itself to eat it, you call that a curry? I call it a night from hell. Next morning I was just in agony we were riding along the camel and I just. I hate camels and they hate me.
My number 2 is gastritis in Thailand. Me and my wife has visited Thailand five times, I love the place where my favorite places is Bangkok. So, I fitted everything, go to temples, took trips and okay in crazy. Most of all I love the boat taxi rides that you can take in the back boards of Bangkok. Everyone is on that, from business worker, to monks. I was having a wonderful time in Thailand until I check in to Grand Hospital. Next thing you know you are buying a lovely pair of slivers, you want to drink and you got the best out of Bangkok you never seen. Chattel the Hospital, I met my friend and he got yellow fever. See, I am not the only pathetic traveler out there. My number 1 is deadly flora and fauna in Borneo.
I always have a romantic fantasy of going to Borneo and took a sustainable choice and trip into the Hapna jungle and we trip up rivers, push beneath to the shallows and went through rapids just to get to these long houses and stay with the urban people. It is about 20 families that live inside there. Imagine a whole village high straight inside that long house. So by the time I get to the long house, my legs are covered in blood from these letches. So, the first thing that I want to do is jump into the water and had a bath. The problem with that is I am paranoid and I have read about this little vampire fish, this little tiny fish that swims up to your urine and jumps straight inside your crown jewels and it flares inside and you cannot go it out except with surgery. So top travel tip, you take a strainer, stick it down to your front of your pants, go for pee, pumps your uncle. Need less to say I said fire all the letches all the vampire fish. Go home and get knocked out by a coconut. Next time upon holidays is to Cuba because they have got a brilliant health service.
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