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Today’s Question:
Should I have sex with my ex’s mom?
Jennifer: Okay, this is a good one. I am just going to say this is from Jake in Ontario and it is—the story is so good, we could not fit it on the card.
Dan: It is a little long.
Jennifer: I printed it out on a paper.
Dan: Bear with us because it is worth it.
Jennifer: It is great, it is really good. Dear Dan and Jennifer, I am 18. My relationship with my girlfriend ended up with her leaving me. She said we could remain friends. This happened over a month ago and my ex-girlfriend and I are still friends.
Dan: Okay.
Jennifer: She has a new boyfriend and she seems happy. I am happy for her. Can we still see each other’s friends because I am still invited to her house? This question involves her single mother. From dating my ex-girlfriend, I have got to know her mom as well. She is a very nice woman and very attractive. Do we all see where this is going?
Dan: [Laughter] But there are teenage boy’s fantasy, I know.
Jennifer: Yes. The other night, I was invited by my ex-girlfriend to a dinner at her house. She, her new boyfriend, myself, and her mother were there. Her mom cooked. It was a nice meal and a fun time. After the dinner, my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend left for their date. I offered to stay and help to cleanout.
Dan: It sounds like a bee movie at this point.
Jennifer: Her mother was happy for the help. After we got done cleaning up the kitchen from the meal, I asked her if she likes a massage.
Dan: Sounds more like bee movie at this point.
Jennifer: She said, yes!
Dan: Left out a little bit.
Jennifer: I gave her a good rub down. It seemed to relax her and she seemed to enjoy it very much.
Dan: She had no—with the dinner perhaps.
Jennifer: Maybe, I do not know.
Dan: Yes, I am sorry but that sounds good.
Jennifer: It also gave us a chance to talk more which I enjoyed. I also enjoyed the feeling of her warm and smooth skin. After it was over, she thanks me with a passionate kiss and I would really like to have sex with her. Do you think there is a chance given the fact of the difference in our ages and the fact that I was a boyfriend of her daughter? How can I let her know of my desire? Perhaps, asking if she would like another massage would give us a chance to talk about this. How can I make this request?
Dan: This should be—went down the hill.
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Jennifer: You blew it dude!
Dan: Dude, you blew it! Opportunity is like I am here and you are like, I do not know, perhaps next week? I do not know, we will do coffee sometime.
Jennifer: She wants to mock with you, what did you do? Did you just leave? It is like, okay, see you.
Dan: You were there! You blew it! And you know, you may or may not get another chance, but you know, the alignment of the moon and stars are just so—the alignment of the a little wine for dinner was there.
Jennifer: They were perfect. It was perfect.
Dan: The universe sometimes aligns itself in a magical way and you must act on it. This is a lifelong. Listen, when opportunity knocks, you embrace it, you are like you give me a kiss.
Jennifer: Yes, because if the universe loves action and you know what it is doing, it is doing that action with somebody else.
Dan: Oh yes, that actually is to move next door. Now, okay, seriously, you may or may not the other time, but this made you feel a lesson on and act on it!
Jennifer: And I am sorry we are having so much fun at your experience, but—
Dan: No, we are not—okay, fine.
Jennifer: Since the opportunity was there, that is the whole point.
Dan: Yes, you may or may not get another chance, how could you get another chance. Yes, you could maybe suggest to her daughter, to your ex-girlfriend having another dinner like that.
Jennifer: You could try to recreate the scenario. I do not think going up after her and say, hey, would you like another massage is going to work, because you got to know—you do not know where she was that evening.
Dan: She may have had a long day, she may have had a little line, you do not know what sort of—
Jennifer Feeling lonely
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