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Welcome back everybody, thank you so much for tuning in on Jay Horizon, this is Outside the Inbox.
There should be some audience applause going on but unfortunately we are doing this right here on our conference room with very little people. Remember, this is the only show you cannot get busted for when your boss walks in, unless of course if we do this to you.
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Alright let’s get into it, this story leads from Finland, literally. The Scandinavian country is truly the world’s most mobile savvy nation. No wonder, because according to Finland’s biggest newspaper publication as a mass could say with vandalized public bathrooms there. The Road Administration has developed a system in which the bladder challenge can text the word “open”, two short code located in the bathroom stall and this would unlock the bathroom stall slippers who could go inside and do their thing.
The idea is that vandals would be less likely to vandalize if their phone number was linked with in a public restaurant, so it is a good idea right? Or, the FAA actually tried something last year here is similar to that state to increase the public restaurant experience at airports. But apparently texting the word “cruising” open more than just bathroom stalls. Google, what a place to work, could you imagine.
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Wait a second, slow your roll, calm score has just came out with the report that shows Google’s paper clicks are flat year over year. That’s right. Down seven percent in December and 12% from the fourth quarter. As a result and of the credit markets, Google’s stock is being hammered. Apparently, superman is not bulletproof. So Google had two choices, first they have to do is encourage more the main packing fragile clicks, right, obvious?
The second thing is that they could cut back on few of their necessities, they chose the latter. The company has announced that effective immediately, all segways will be down size to razor scooters. There will be a little change up to the gourmet meal menu and the lot pools will be down sized a bit, and there iMacs theater in 3D will just become a regular iMacs. I am Jay Horizon and this has been an another edition of Outside the Inbox and this where I get back to my office or more like the bathroom because I really need to have to go.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, no bars.
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