Dan: Today on Ask Dan and Jennifer, we get so many questions from you guys on penis size, “My penis is too big, what do I do?” Really, we get so many of them on the really big penis size. Because we get so many of them on, “It’s not big enough, how do I make it bigger? How can I make it?” Like the guy that his is too big.
So, the focus is always on male penis size and penis enhancement. It’s time we turn it around on the ladies. Today, today, we’re turning around on them. How about the size of her vagina? Is there any room?
Jennifer: Do you get lost in there?
Dan: Do you feel like you get lost in there? I need a map to come back out.
Jennifer: And as though, is there anything you can do about it?
Dan: In all seriousness, is there anything that can be done?
Jennifer: That’s what we’re talking about today.
Dan: You won’t want to miss this.
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Jennifer: Okay, so here’s the deal guys, is vaginal tightening the flipside of penis enlargement? I know a lot of you are going, “What?” right?
Dan: For some reason, the word vise-grip comes to mind. It’s really scaring me.
Jennifer: Here’s the deal, okay.
Dan: Like spontaneous for channel fan?
Jennifer: Something that less people talk about than they do, we have erectile dysfunction which seems like everyone’s talking about these days. But here’s the deal, okay, many—hold on guys, I’m being attacked.
Dan: So am I. Hello buddy, what’s he doing?
Jennifer: Okay, don’t even make the comments.
Dan: Our puppies are under the table.
Jennifer: Yes, he was saying buddy and yes he was looking under the table, but it’s not what you think. Okay?
Dan: It’s a puppy.
Jennifer: We have a little puppy that pretty much takes up the width of the table.
Dan: I have this picture with both of them, both our new puppies that they’re right up here and they’re very big now.
Jennifer: Yes, now it’s like holding them with both hands.
Dan: But they sleep a lot. That’s what he’s doing.
Jennifer: Okay, anyway, here’s the deal. More women than you think complain about lost of sensitivity or that things are just a little looser down on there. As they get older, you know, they’ve had 3 kids. It’s just not what it used to be, right?
Dan: If you’re doing it all naturally, it is a little intimidating to think that a child comes out through there. I mean even if we’re talking magnum girth you know.
Jennifer: It’s disturbing.
Dan: You’re competing with something just big around, I mean, come on guys.
Jennifer: And look, you know your partner may notice it, but he doesn’t want to say anything because they don’t want to hurt your feelings, right?
Dan: Yeah, he can say, I feel like I get lost in there.
Jennifer: Yeah, I get lost there. Can we do something about it?
Dan: I needed a map.
Jennifer: Okay, what’s the common prescription for women? He doesn’t know, I do, but typically kegel exercises okay. What is that? Okay, it’s tightening, loosing. It’s working out those muscles right. Tighten, loosen, tighten, loosen, tighten, loosen.
The fact is, sometimes that works, sometimes it doesn’t. So, what do you do? How do you get that satisfaction back? How do you create more friction? What do you do with your woman?
Dan: What do you do?
Jennifer: Do you know? So, that’s what we’re to talk about. It’s kind of a medical topic today but it’s an interesting one. Vaginal Tightening, vaginal reconstruction, it’s like the latest craze. People are calling it like the next boob job kind of.
What is the Vaginal Tightening Surgery? (Vaginoplasty)
Dan: Okay.
Jennifer: Possible.
Dan: It is possible.
Jennifer: It’s been around for a while. Vaginoplasty. Okay, now there’s—
Dan: I feel very uncomfortable.
Jennifer: There’s a Labioplasty, that’s not what we’re talking about. That’s where you make the outside look pretty.
Vaginoplasty, it’s where they actually tighten things up on the inside. They can do that surgically these days. It’s kind of cool, yes?
Dan: I guess. I mean, you know, pros and cons. But keep going.
Jennifer: It’s surgery.
Dan: Yes, surgery.
Jennifer: Right? You don’t want to talk about surgery because I know you’re like, “Eww! Surgery!”
Dan: Yes.
Jennifer: Do you want your woman to go through this? Think about it.
Dan: Yes, I mean. Do you really need the surgery? So okay, the point to all of this guys is to be informed. This is the problem, a lot of women are facing it. A lot of women are not talking to their guys about it. A lot of guys that I mentioned that they’re noticing a symptom, so we’re all about question everything. Be informed, be smart. You can’t be smart unless you’re being informed.
Jennifer: And make the decisions that are right for you, for your relationships.
Dan: Onward on the same comfortable topic.
Jennifer: Okay, Dan’s very uncomfortable he may not be talking much today.
Okay look, it’s surgery yet cosmetic surgery? But it’s still surgery. You’re going to be anesthetized, am I saying that correctly?
Dan: Somebody’s going to be cutting into you. Okay?
Jennifer: They’re going to be cutting. They’re going to be sewing, okay. I mean its surgery. So before you think about having Vaginoplasty to tighten things up down there, let’s talk about this. What are the risks? Most seriously death, its surgery, you could die. It’s very rare.
Dan: Could happen.
Jennifer: It’s rare but you could. Blood loss, blood clots, infection, allergic reactions and this is the one that’s going to scare them the most, vaginal collapse.
Dan: Can we keep it the way it was?
Jennifer: Yes, exactly. Okay, doesn’t need to be fixed. Think about that. And get this, decrease sensitivity. Now they say that with boob jobs and everything else and some people say yes and some people say no, and you may never have an orgasm again. You could end up with a vagina that’s too small to have sex. Think about that.
Yes, okay. Those are extreme cases right?
Dan: Okay, surgery.
Jennifer: Here’s the real deal though, if all goes well as intended, 6 to 8 weeks before you have sex again. That’s more than after child birth.
Dan: Wow!
Jennifer: Plus, get this.
Dan: That’s like saying, isn’t that a technical definition for celibacy?
Jennifer: You are looking at 5 to 10 grand out of your pocket, okay?
Dan: That’s a big pocket.
Jennifer: 5 to 10 grand.
Dan: That’s a big pocket.
Jennifer: It’s a lot.
Dan: So, Jennifer, are there any alternatives to surgery?
Are there Alternatives to Surgery?
Jennifer: Infomercial 1-0-1.
Dan: Are there any alternatives to surgery? It says here.
Jennifer: Are there any alternatives? Yes, there are. I’m not saying don’t have surgery but know what you're thinking about, okay?
Dan: Yes.
Jennifer: Kegel exercises, we already talked about that. Vaginal weights, I’m going to challenge you, do you know what that is?
Dan: Unfortunately the picture of got right now is very disturbing. Extremely disturbing, I kind of, my lips are curly. So I don’t know.
Jennifer: Oh my god. But it is some more.
Stop it.
It’s like kegel but—
Dan: And trust me it’s more to serving the weight.
Jennifer: You actually have a little weight that you put up in there and you’re goal is to hold on to the weight. I'm sorry; the last time I read about this was in a BDSM novel of all places but—
Dan: You’re ruining the BDSM novel.
Jennifer: No, but the whole this is to tighten and make those muscles stronger so they can clamp down harder, right?
Dan: That’s hot.
Jennifer: That’s what it’s all about. They can also do that electrically. Electrical stimulation, there’s some pain management stuff that does that too. It helps tighten your muscles.
Dan: It sounds that it requires pain management.
Jennifer: It makes your muscles twitch.
Dan: Really?
Jennifer: Yes.
Dan: Okay, what else dear?
Jennifer: Vaginal tightening cream is an option. You can think of that as like, wrinkle cream for your vagina, right? That’s kind of what it’s like.
Dan: Hey! You never know when you’re going to get wrinkles.
Jennifer: So here are our few tips. We think that you should try all of the above before having surgery, right? Okay, and our good friends at PK24 are helping us out on this today. They have made this, again.
Dan: What is that dear?
Jennifer: It’s like, wrinkle cream or collagen or whatever you’re thinking about it for your vagina.
Dan: So this is the vaginal tightening cream.
Jennifer: Yes, and I want to thank them for providing the sample.
Dan: Now guys, this didn’t do anything for me.
Jennifer: I wouldn’t recommend you. I don’t know what that would do actually.
Dan: Okay guys.
Jennifer: We’ll skip that one.
Dan: Seriously, not for the guys.
Jennifer: Right, okay, so, we’re going to think about anti-aging cream for you vagina. Does that sound like I have bad idea?
Dan: Okay.
Jennifer: Okay, so, here’s what they say, okay. They’ve created the first and only clinically tested vaginal rejuvenation cream. The whole idea is to hydrate the vaginal walls on the inside to create a tightening effect that can last up to 24 hours. So this is like cialis for girls I’m thinking right?
Dan: That does sound right.
Jennifer: You know, it’s not something that, it’s not surgery, it’s not permanent, it’s something that you can do and try to see if you like it. And they’ve had really good results so I want to thank them for providing that for us.
So think about it okay. If you can tighten it out, plump it up in there, bring things a little closer, it’s more friction, it’s more sensation, everybody’s happier.
Dan: Well, women use creams on their faces, on their “oh my god”, women use like so many creams everyday. It is amazing.
Jennifer: Oh my gosh, it’s amazing what we do when we’re hurting.
Dan: No, seriously, it is amazing. How many creams and cosmetics and things women use. So whatever, I mean this is another option to try and I don’t know about you guys but before I go cutting into whatever, I’ll be putting all the cream I get my hands on. So whatever, I’m not all about the—if it involves a knife, big or small and—I’m not really a fan of it unless you got to, so anyway.
Jennifer: So here’s our question, okay you know we’re always talking about the guys’ penis enlargement, penis extensions.
Dan: This big.
Jennifer: You know, Viagra. I mean there’s everything for guys, it’s about time that we have some stuff for women. We need options. So here’s the question, cream or surgery? What do you try?
Dan: That is actually a great question. What do you guys think? Leave a comment. What do you think?
Jennifer: Yes.
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