Last night, we went out to dinner with Fiona Folleten. We told her we want to discuss her appearance on tonight show if there is any time left to go over and maybe exchange views on world politics. However, what we really wanted to do was play a mean trick on her. Watch closely televiewers are talking a mile a minute. You know what she is like when it gets going, you just can not shut him up. When suddenly, this starts happening we are playing with our eyes with the fork. Watch her now. (Laughter)
Exploding your eyes and the best of the body is this is a really easy trick that anyone can do. You do not even have to practice. Here is all you do when no one is looking just snag a creamer, just a regular coffee creamer off the table and hold it like this with the bottom towards your eye and the paper top out like that. There is no palming here, there is nothing difficult, I am telling you this move is so easy, Paul Daniels could do it. You only hold that with your hand and when you are holding the hand like this, you get everyone’s attention. The best way to get everyone’s attention is take a fork and just start playing around your eye like this. (Laughter)
Your friends will all say, “Hey, why do you have fork in your eye, fans are coming.” When the time is right you wanted to do three things at the same time. One, puncture the paper top of the creamer with a fork, two, squeeze the creamer really hard with the other hand and three, scream like a mother hubber, when you do this at home be careful not to really stick the fork in your eye. As a matter of fact, do not have any doubts about your ability to stick the fork in the creamer without going into your eye, please do not do it. The last thing we need is some Brit-Neo-Cyclops suing our ass in a foreign country (Laughter). You will not show you how it is done (Laughter) and to show you how easy it is, your turn, one, two three. (Laughter)
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