Male Speaker1: Welcome back down to the lounge. This week we're talking about potty humor. Parenting tool or way for daddy to get in deep doo doo.
Male Speaker2: Both, I think it's both.
Male Speaker1: I can't lay off. I have got a problem I can't lay off the potty humor. With my kids 3, 6 and 9, I mean, it works, it just works. It's just that pee pee, poo poo joke.
Male Speaker2: Toot, you can get them to anything, if you tell a joke with toot in it, e-broccoli, they'll do it. Wives don't like it very much.
Male Speaker1: No it doesn't work with wives, why is that? It is something like them rolling up, it's like, so this crack whore comes into a bar. It's like so, I have got my oldest, and he has got his friend in the car, and this other kid was claiming, well you know, my mom always gets mad at me that I get grass stains on my shorts when I am playing soccer, and so I told her, I would just playing naked. That's a whole different conversation. But I said, hey, now that would make a green weenie. It's not funny, I mean, it's certainly not funny, into an adult green weenie.
Those boys, they both had drinks, they both shot off the nose they laughed for 20 minutes because dad has said green weenie, and my wife was in the car, and looked over, and she was giving me one of the -- I mean just like double stink eye. It was coming like right at me, man.
Male Speaker2: It's so useful it worked this morning. We were going to school. My son is having a snot slinging melt down, crying, and that's translates, so our daughter starts crying. What do I do? So I come up with a nice little toot song. We've been watching the Lion King, Hakuna Matana, so I sing
Male Speaker1: Sing it for us please.
Male Speaker2: Hakuna daddy tooted. It's going to stink for the rest of the day. It's a being free philosophy Hakuna daddy tooted. I mean, that's pretty good, my kids immediately start laughing. How came you laughing, laughing, laughing. If my wife had been in the car.
Male Speaker1: So what's the argument here, that you are promoting a coarsening, a society that children over come to you sensitized, and suddenly they are going to be talking about poop, and pee, and kindergarten, I mean, what's real down side.
Male Speaker2: I think that's one of them, but I think it's also that if it's just like saying. Hey, if you stop beating up your sister, I'll give you some ice cream. It's a bribe, it's kind of like a stinky earthy bribe.
Male Speaker1: I suppose there's a lot of arguments, but I am using it.
Male Speaker2: I am all for it.
Male Speaker1: Because it works.
Male Speaker2: It's part of my parenting repitua.
Male Speaker1: So if you have got like a really great poop joke, you know, this is a clean poo poo pee pee toot joke that works with your kids. Once you drop at to us in a comment here.
Male Speaker2: Just drop it.
Male Speaker1: Stinky. Just pinch one off here, leave it on a comment here.
Then we'll reward you with this Dung beetles kit. These are not actually Dung beetles, they are different kind of beetles.
Male Speaker2: Other kind, but they poop.
Male Speaker1: But they come in a kit, and they poop, and the kids really like this, so give us a funny comment. We'll pick two. One will get the beetle barn, and then of course the ubiquitous Due Dads DVS set. You don't really need these, if you've got kids you are entertaining with your poo poo humor. But you might have a cousin, or a friend, or a coworker that really needs some good pregnancy labor and delivery advice. So there are these. So drop us a comment.
Male Speaker2: Dude that's fine, drop us a comment.
Male Speaker1: What should I say, poop us a comment, pee as a comment?
Male Speaker2: Negotiate the release of a check what hostages.
Male Speaker1: You can also let us know what you think about the viability, or the efficacy, or even the morality of using potty humor as parenting tool.
Male Speaker2: Efficacy? That sounds dirty, I don't know what it means, but sounds dirty. I have not be using that efficacy sounds like a fecalsy.
Male Speaker1: You could not use that.
Male Speaker2: I know, I could not.
Male Speaker1: So we'll see you next week down here in the lounge.
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