Jonathan 2: What is your name?
Jonathan 1: My name is Jonathan.
Jonathan 1: What is your name?
Jonathan 2: Jonathan.
Jonathan 1: Recently, I have been having some problems with my girlfriend.
Jonathan 2: Which is does not working for me. Yesterday, I try to do something nice. I brought her breakfast in bed. I thought that was a good thing.
Jonathan 1: Some scramble eggs?
Jonathan 2: She want it pouched. I do not even know how you make pouch or, what would you do? I mean, I have tried it. You people, do not you just throw the eggs in boiling water? It splits all apart, goes everywhere. It is just,
Jonathan 1: You need vinegar.
Jonathan 2: I did not know that.
Jonathan 1: She would not eat the scramble eggs? But if, what is the part of making a scramble that she does not like it?
Jonathan 2: Because I do not know how to make pouch. I did not know about the vinegar. You are telling me that now, if I known the vinegar, obviously I made her pouch. I made scramble, it was the gesture. It was not the fact that I made her breakfast in bed and she did not appreciate that all.
Woman: Okay, yesterday in the morning, my boyfriend brings me these eggs in bed. And, they are scrambled.
Jonathan 1: She wanted it pouch.
Jonathan 2: Would you be eaten that pouched egg?
Jonathan 1: Yes, she like pouch eggs.
Jonathan 2: So, why did bring her scrambled eggs?
Jonathan 1: Because, I do not know how to pouch. I have never pouched an egg.
Jonathan 2: She did not even eat it.
Jonathan 2: So, she asked for pouch and you brought her scrambled?
Jonathan 1: She did not ask, honestly seem the scramble would be okay because I like scrambled.
Jonathan 2: You assumed?
Jonathan 2: I assumed that she would like the fact that I made her breakfast in bed. That was the only assumption.
And, even she did not eat it, she could have appreciated it. She did not appreciate it.
Woman: He knows damn well, I do not like scramble eggs! It is pouch! Pouch!
Jonathan 2: Don’t you think that makes you in the wrong?
Jonathan 1: Yes, I guess I am.
Jonathan 2: So, I think she was in the wrong.
Woman: He brings me scrambled eggs. That was fried in butter too. I do not do dairy! I do not do anything fried. How can you do scrambled when I like pouched?!
Jonathan 2: I would try that vinegar thing, and maybe that would work. Maybe, I will make it tomorrow.
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