Dana: Hi this is Dana and Fabian and today we are going to talk about “Safe Sex”. Safe sex is really important especially we are into one-night stand and you don’t know the person. So you can get either.
Fabian: Aids or Herpes
Dana: Which is pretty gross. So we are going to demonstrate how to put a condom on a banana, without or you will look like…
Fabian: Ground Stress monkey
Dana: Who, probably just found out about a little crisis, he had herpes or Chlamydia or something else. So this done…will you please fit the condom and stick it on my banana sir.
Fabian: First you open the package, like so. You grab the tip of the condom and you place it or put it on the PP like so.
Dana: Now, how hard is that seriously like you cannot get your rubber (voice overlap) if you have this, not unless if it breaks, which normally has an expiration date right on the back. So if you check it, you cannot get any of these, not even a kid. So remember kids, have…
Fabian: Safe sex.
Dana: Good night for now.
Dana: P.S. it does not prevent 100% having kids, herpes, aids, or anything else. So please remember, make sure, check the expiration date and be careful because…
Fabian: That is right.
Dana: P.S. don’t fuck on your spouse. It is wrong.
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