Allison Castillo: We all know there are certain times of the year, birthdays valentines day, the cats birthday, when we are expected to step up and buy a gift or fancy dinner to show our significant are there still significant. What about the other 360 odd days, your tango's Joe Antol, a 12 year veteran of the house thinks he may have the secrets to your own romance and ways to stay happy all you along.
Sex, put up or get up, his words, not mine but he has a point. Is one of the perks of marriage is the expectation of sex, sexpectation if you will then when a problem arises you are obligated to fix it. A shrink, Viagra pouring, do what you got to do to keep doing it. Size, it matters. Those 20 extra pounds have got to go step away from the pie. If your partner wanted more of you to love she would have married. When Antol asks his wife whether she is still love him if he gets fat, she replies of course but I will miss you. Children, happy marriage first, children second.
Kids won't save the bad relationship by bringing you closer. In fact they may just hiding the problems, imagine one more set of tiny yet powerful lungs getting in on the action. Lastly kissing, do it often and randomly. There is just not enough kissing in the world. As for the random part, Antol kisses his wife every time she sneezes. Do whenever your partner mentions the ruined economy, and may never leave the bedroom.
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