Welcome to WSYK, What Should You Know. I am Ethan Bloch in what should you know.
There has been an ton on unsettling news recently, so we need to side to switch gears today on WSYK and cover something about the military or more specifically—SPIES. So, when someone comes up to you and asks if you know about Spy Pigeons, this is what you should say.
Of course I know about Spy Pigeons. Are you serious? Are you talking about the United States’ most advance spying technology? What? I thought that was like Fifth Element style cockroaches. No, pigeons are the go to animals when it comes to current covert operations.
And just recently, Iranian Security Forces apprehended two spy pigeons. One of which was just down the road from one of their Uranium enrichment facilities, all kinds of nuclear business. Why would they be scoping out a Uranium enrichment facility?
Well, you see, because Iran would not give up its right to enrich Uranium. And who can blame them? Everybody should have a right to nuclear energy, even if you do have the world’s second largest reserves in natural gas and oil. And as for the threat of Iran building a nuclear weapon, that is just ludicrous and their president has already told everybody that they are not interested in nuclear weapons. And then in the same breathe, the manner of destruction of Israel before the United States—nothing to see here, nothing to see here.
So anyway, Iranian Security Forces supposedly knew these are spies pigeons because they had a wire rod and invisible thread fixed to their bodies. “God damn, invisible threads!” And this is not the first time pigeons had been accused of covert operations. As back in 2007, homing pigeons were accused of collecting ransom and bagged that kidnapping pots. How are you doing pigeons? How are you doing?
So enemies of America with reckless nuclear ambitions, prepare to have a ton of spies animals unleashed on yourself with all types of invisible shit hooked up. That is what I know about spy pigeons.
This has been another episode of WSYK, what should you know. I am Ethan Bloch in What Should You Know. Watch your back with spy pigeons.
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