The Basics of Being a Celebrity
What is up guys? This is Gordon Bonson, aka, the Celebrity Guru. And today we are going to be discussing How to be a Celebrity like me. Actually we are going to be discussing the basics of how to be a celebrity like me. So the first thing that you need to know when you are a celebrity is that everything that you do is new for you. So what you want to do before you go out, before you run errands, before you go to the post office. Anything, is you want to call the paparazzi agencies like X17 and get the images and let them know where you are going to be about 10 to 15 minutes before you get there because you are a celebrity, the paparazzi wait for you, you don’t wait for them. So anyway, so before your go out you want to get in cognido, I mean wearing a pair of sunglasses. Maybe a baseball cap, although be careful with that because even though you are trying to be in cognido you still want the paparazzi to easily recognize you. So you are in cognido, you arrive to your destination and the paparazzi of course are swarming you like they are swarming me right now, obviously. So basically then, when you first get there you want to pretend that you don’t even recognize them, you are oblivious about, you don’t even see them there. But overtime what you need to do is start maybe getting annoyed, then maybe flash them a couple of dirty looks, maybe even give them a little finger, trust me they will keep taking your picture, they would not leave. So every time you just want to get more and more – and so it culminates to the point that you want to get really upset with them like before you walked to your car. So then, on your way back to your car what you can do, is maybe scream some profanities at them, throw some water on them like Nicole Richie, that is always good. If you have an entourage they can maybe do it for you too, some yelling at them for you, that is even better. So basically, you want to get in your car and just drive off like a complete and total maniac. Maybe you can crash your car, that will be good, like Lindsay Lohan, she does that a lot. So basically, that is the basics of how to be a celebrity, you want to read this every time you go out and then you will be on the covers of Star Magazine and all that in no time. And for more tips be sure to check out JordanJohnson.com I am Gordon Bonson signing off.