Yossi Vardi: We are going to talk today about the sequel of inconvenient truth. It is time again to talk about inconvenient truth. A truth that everyone is concerned about but nobody is willing to talk about. Somebody has to take the lead and I decided to do it. If you are scared by global warming, wait until you will learn about local warming. We will talk today about local warming.
Important health message: Blogging maybe hazardous to your health especially if you are a male. This message is given as a public service. Blogging affects your posture. We will start with the posture. This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging. This is the posture of ladies who are blogging. This is the natural posture of a man sitting and squatting for ventilation purposes. And this is a natural posture of a standing man and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me into the lateral thinking session. This is a male blogging partial sitting. And the result is for retro comfort, men actually sit with their legs farther apart than women when walking. With a laptop, however, they will adopt the less natural posture in order to balance it on their laps which result in a significant drive of body heat between their thighs. This is the issue of local warming. This is a very serious newspaper, it is Times of England, gentlemen and ladies, be serious, this is a very serious research that you should read. And be careful your genes are in danger. Will geeks become endangered species? The fact, population growth in countries with high laptop penetration is much lower than countries with fewer laptops (laughter). Hans Rosling, can you give me a chart?
Global warming further aggravate the problem. But let us keep things in proportion. How to take care in five easy steps. First of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use a body brief. You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing. Whou should care about your posture. This is not right. Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me because I have a video I have to show you. You are great! This is the correct posture, another benefit of Wi-Fi. We learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi, to avoid the processor. And there are some protection measures which I would like to show with you and I would like in a minute to thank Philips for helping. This is a research which was done in ’86 but it is still valid. Scrotal temperature reflects intertesticular temperature and is lowered by shaving. By the way I must admit that my English is not so good, I did not know what is scrotal, I understand it is scrotum, I guess in plural it is scrotal, digital, scrotum, digital media, and only last year I recognized that I am a proud scrotum owner. (laughter) And this research is being dissipated the US Government so you can see that your tax money is working for good causes.
Male: The Philips Body Groom has a slick ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarm hairs. The untidy curls on and around your (beep) as well as the hard-to-reach locks on the underside of your (beep) and (beep). Once you use the Body Groom the world looks different and so does your (beep). These days, with a hair-free back, well groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my (beep). Let us just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.
Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year known as the optical inch by Philips. Let us applaud Philips (applause) for this gesture for humanity. And this is – they are promoting the product. (laughter) I did not touch it, this is original. Laptop used to solve over-population. And if everything fails there are some secondary uses for it. Then our next talk, Ted if he invites me will be, Why you should not cary your cell phone in your pocket. And this is what the young generation says. And I just want to show you that I am not just preaching but I also practice 4 am in the morning. You cannot use these pictures. (applause). Now, I have some limited prices, this is the Philips Body Groom, one for our leader. Anybody feels sweated, anybody really need it? Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much. (applause)
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