The Holiday Family Survival Kit

Are you sick and tired of your family? The holiday get to together seems unbearable, then you need the family survival kit. New from the makers of Date-B-gone and Rent-a-Kid. It's the family survival kit. Filled with the tons of family naturalizing goodness, like the criticism canceling headphones, harsh words go in, but complements come out. Creped out by over affectionate advance, not any more with Family Off, especially formulated to repel unwanted affection. Now how much did you pay?

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