The Pregnancy Show - Scatter Brained

Nina: Hi all! We're back. Ok we're on the same topic, scatter brained people. Kendal: Are you sure? Nina: Yeah! Okay, are you scatter brained Kendal? Kendal: I think so! Nina: Okay, Victoria left work the other day, she had to return home the first time because she forgot her cell phone. So she goes back in the car, she says I got everything, I am good to go. She keeps going. She goes to a drive-thru to order some food. As she orders her food, she looks in her purse, voila! No wallet! So she had to go home a second time, by that time she says I ain't leaving the house no more honey, I am staying home. It's just not going to work out. That's the truth because if you're just driving back and forth all day. Kendal: But did they give for the food at the drive-thru. Did she have compassion on her? Nina: No! do you have anything else up there? Kendal: I do! Well hold on. Well this is Janelle, Janelle. A few days ago I put the newly maid cool-aid in the cupboard and the container in the fridge. I agree you're losing your mind but what was the cool-aid in? Nina: Okay! I've done that! I put socks in the freezer. I've bought socks... Kendal: But how did the cool-aid get there? Nina: I put the socks in the freezer and I told my son I got you the greatest socks, little short ones for sneakers and I got them socks. Says where are they? I don't know. I gave it to you! They were in the freezer. Kendal: With the cool-aid? I am just curious. You know I bought my step-son while I was pregnant, a video game for his hand held Finger magic and -- okay, so what was he eight? Well he is now almost 20 and I found it about a year ago. Nina: Oh my goodness! Kendal: I said to him, oh look I found it! He goes, great, thank you! Nina: I think he has outgrown that now, darling! Kendal: He really has, but I said to him, I know you're not going to believe me but here it is. Nina: The new play station. Everyone is going nuts. They're shooting at each other. Kendal: Did you get it? Nina: The play station came out -- why are we talking about this? Okay here is Julie! Julie, her pregnant brain caused her 2000 dollars in car damages. Okay! She was startled by her cell phone ringing in her car and she was backing up the car and she ramped her brand new car into another brand new car. Kendal: I am so glad it was her and not me. My husband just does not understand these things. Nina: Julie, we feel for you honey, we do! It's not a good thing. Kendal: You know, there was an article written somewhere by a journalist I read it in a newspaper who said that women should do all the driving and men should do all the parking. Okay! And I hate to sound sexist but I am totally agreeing with that. Exactly this thing. Nina: This is cute Callie. She went to work and she goes to toast her beagle in the kitchen and then she goes to the bathroom to see where her beagle is because she thought the bathroom was the kitchen. And she is in the bathroom, where the hell is the toaster? C'mon! and she realize she is in the bathroom and it's not the kitchen. Kendal: Did she realize... and poor Laura, lets see! I knew I was pregnant the day I left my door keys in my front door. Left my shopping at the checkout in one shop and my purse on the bus. I would have just gone to get for nine months of done with it. She says lucky my next door neighbor had followed me out of my house and husband was with me on the bus. Nina: Take a friend, take a neighbor! Don't do things alone, they'll help you. Take your dog anybody! Don't go alone! Kendal: Or get one of those keys like in your car, if you don't pull it over, it beeps. Nina: I say stay home for nine months! Kendal: I do too. Nina: We'll see you later guys!