Toys for a Midlife Crisis

Host: Have you guys ever gone through a midlife crisis? Male: I'm on my second one. Host: You’re on your second one? Male: I considered buying an iPod but I can't see—loosing the money— Host: Hi there, did you buy any technology toys to get you through your midlife crisis? Male: A Transporter. Host: A transporter, nice, you could like zip on out of here. Male: Yeah. Male: I would buy something which make life interesting. For example it makes it easier to listen to classical music while I'm on transit, if you can call it men’s menopause. Male: I bought a TV and many years ago and it’s still running but it runs on gas. Host: It runs on gas? Male: Yeah. Host: Have you been through your midlife crisis yet? Male: Not yet. Male: What? Midlife crisis? Host: Yes, you don’t like technology? Female: I do but I will never to buy it to get through my midlife crisis. Female: I think I would buy myself a trip to somewhere. Most: I’ll do a lot more. Host: I’ll do a lot more, what about you? Male: Jet. Host: Jet? Male: Yeah, a private jet. Host: It’s like decked out with all these tech gadgets and TVs and things like that? Male: Oh yeah, guitars, have projection screen TVs and surround sound, all that good stuff. Male: You're going to say solar panel. Male: Yes, I think that would be solar panel. That is like maybe going green. Host: Yeah, you could go green. Male: I just need a bigger TV because you can never own a big enough TV. Male: Any of the iPhones, something like that. Host: Yeah. Male: Well probably a toy that hasn’t been invented yet. Female: Laptops. Host: Yeah. Male: Something which would allow me to move to another part of the world or— Host: Right. Male: You know I have to go and see friends that I haven't seen for ages. Host: Will you share it with me? Male: Oh definitely.