LASER HAIR REMOVAL
Speaker: You know what bothers me, I got laser hair removal, that's right, laser hair removal. People said, Bordy you are hairy, and it started obsessing about my beard and I said, you can stop obsessing about your hair, how? Well, get rid of it, really? Yeah, instead of doing your neck five times a week, don't even touch it.
So I got laser on the back of my neck, never worried, I do have OCD, I need to have even, not perfectly even, but I need to have closure. I can't leave with stones unturned, and openness, I got to have some kind of closure, and I don't want to put that another people, so a lot of times it's just on my own. So anyway, back to laser hair removal, I got all my neck, it worked, I got on this neck.
Didn't have to shave, I just use to get all red and bloody, oh, it is a blood bath, why put myself through that? So then I got this perfect, my neck straight. Then they say, hey Bordy, we can do it up here, because you get hair on your eye balls and all that stuff. And I go, you know what, I wouldn't mind that, so actually I was getting laser, I got here and up here.
Didn't touch a razor for weeks, it was relaxing, I would shower, no breakouts, no redness, and then I was using some red neck, as I was getting obsession, you might scare, I was looking at myself in the mirror, and when you are in LA, and you are driving your car, you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror. When you live in New York, you take the subway, so I was in New York, and I was really living and taking the subway.
You are not in the mirror on the subway, out here in LA, you have so much time in traffic, you start staring at yourself, and you start picking yourself apart. So I was going through that, and I got the laser hair removal, I was using some red neck gel to get rid of some redness and I got burnt on my face and I ruined my life. I went in for smooth skin, no hair, and I came out with a freaking bullet hole on my face, it was my fault, because I was putting some red neck gel type stuff on.
It was her fault for administrating it without understanding my skin, it was both our faults, my regret is, it's done. I have a line on my face and it bothers me. I think about it everyday, am I getting better, yes. I am moving on with it, and that is why I am starting to be more confident and speaking better, and I know you can't see it because the lighting is great, but sometimes the lighting isn't great, and when you are staring yourself in the mirror on the 405, you can breakdown in tears, and that has happened, all this pullover, I put all my hazards in the car pool lane, back it up, get an announcement on the radio, that there is a grown man crying in the mirror, in the car pool lane on 405, it is an official Sig Alert, get Bordy off the Highway, and I did. I got off the Highway, I said Bordy, shake yourself, nobody sees it, it doesn't matter, and you know what, you can exfoliate, you can be natural, you can learn from it, and that's what I did. You know what, if I can live through this, I can live through anything else, let's go to work people.
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