True Confessions: 21 Year Old Virgin
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True Confession
21 year old virgin
My love life, I made a mistake of living my life to try like a love life it is like okay. I probably am not going to have great sex, ever. And probably I cannot have sex with exceptionally beautiful woman ever. So, I at an early age from the get go decided I would go for the story instead of - I would try to make it entertaining for other people to hear about rather than entertaining for myself to engage in. So, I lost my virginity at 21 to a stripper, thinking that well, she will go and just jump out of the gate because I waited long enough and that was very traumatic. She is a very tall woman, did not wear a shoes, it was in January, this is Chicago. She was not wearing shoes, she drove me on her Camero to a hotel 40 miles away from the strip club and then made me rub her feet, that she was not wearing shoes with. And then we had terrible sex, horrifying, horrifying sex. And she had dragon tattoos and she put her finger on my butt and that I had to stop it there and the phrase I said was, well, that is enough for that. That was not a romantic phrase but she got the point and then went to bed and ground her teeth the whole night and that was that. And so from there on out, sex is not going to be good, but it is going to be good for stories. So, I had sex for tales, free yarns, like a stunt man, you know.
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