BEEF CASTLE
Speaker: On a scale of one to ten my health would be a Q. it's just sort of their I don't know, how exactly, I mean, sort of good shape, that I am on the road so much that I just instead of eating like how you are suppose to eat, I end up just eating nacho cheese, not even the nachos, just buckets of cheese, because it's free.
I am trying to workout, I try to workout a lot. I have a workout partner, so I get the homophobic, most homophobic guy I have ever met, but not if that makes any sense. I am trying to do the bench-press, she is all over top of me, tea bag in my eye socket, just trying to lift some weight. She is like, come on push it, push it hard, get it up, push it hard don't be gay and I am like, no buddy, I think a gay is like when in the shower he is like, come on let's stretch it out.
Come on let's stretch it out, she is like come one, don't be gay, it's like scrub my back, don't be gay, suck my back, don't be gay. I am like, I think you are gay partner. So we are dating now, and we are looking to adopt, but really I am trying to, I am just trying to get my fitness on, trying to build my beef castle a little bit, my meat mountain. Man, but it's hard, it is a process. I am trying to do the best I can with it.
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