True Confessions: Horrible Lying
I should not be allowed to instant message because first of all, I am a horrible liar that is why I am just—I am a horrible liar! I am just awful. So I am at work, another thing, I should not instant message and I should not be allowed instant message at work and—because what I do is I mean to write somebody and of course the person I am talking bad about because we all do it, do not judge me! We all talk about it. I am writing, “This person sucks!” And then it always accidentally, thank you Jesus, or whatever, I accidentally send to the person and then—it is joke! It was a really funny joke! And the best one was when I was at work and this director called that I was working with and I transferred the call to the President of the company and I wrote to my friend, “That guy is a-hole, blah-blah-blah,” and then the President wrote me back and, “Really?” He said, “A-hole, Bridget?” and I was like, “Not him! What are you talking about? I am totally kidding.” That happens to be all the time. I have to go home to cancel my account. It happens all the time. It is not even hard to use, but we all have screen names, we all have little pictures next to them, and why can I not figure it out? I would never date me! But I would never date me, not long-term at all! God!