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I am not a jealous person. I don't tend to have girlfriends that are jealous. I mean they might be jealous with me, I would know it because I am so mentally healthy and cute. But there's this guy -- I guess he's a celebrity, he's certainly is now. We are not going to go with names but the point is I didn't know who he was. And we had met a couple of times, not a big deal, and he would always ask my friends like, "Hey, how's your friend Eliza?" and that's it. So really he had a crush on me.
And so we were going to a party one night. And my one friend was like I am so excited to see and I think he's hot. Not knowing that he kind of had a crush on me. And I didn't want to say anything because you can call dibs on someone you barely know. We get to the party, I see him and I said hi, we talked for a total of five minutes about something completely esoteric.
My friend comes up to me, arm crossed, "What were you talking him about?" I was like "I don't know, I was just talking and I am just a little drunk right now". About 2 hours later in the clock, I have got four girls like ascending on me, just like, "You knew that she like him, and I can't believe you were talking--", like yelling at me in my face and my only response was, "I can't help it if I am hotter than you". I mean that's what it comes down to, because if you were hotter than it wouldn't be an issue that your ugly was talking to him, now would it?
So, you need to go, do some yoga, take some self realization courses, get healthy from the inside before you start attacking other people. And just for that I am going to take your boyfriend. I am just going to -- it's not true, I won't do that, it's mean. I'll do it.
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