True Confessions: Lame Excuses
Male1: Okay, let us talk about your fitness. On a scale of one to ten, how is your fitness? Answer it by saying in a scale of one to ten.
Male2: Awful! On a scale of one to ten, my fitness is awful! That is like blow one. I do not exercise. I smoke cigarettes. I drink. I know I quit the weed! I have not used weed in a long time and that is good, you guys should quit weed seriously! Cigarettes are disgusting. Cigarettes are like the worst thing ever invented on the planet. They are like awful! I have worked out, I have got spinal bifida oculta on a transitional L5 vertebra, it is the lumbar 5, today it hurts, but it is not surgically corrected, so I do not exercise. I should be doing core muscles, pilates—I do not do them. I should not do it! That is also money and that goes back to my finances because you cannot—you have got to invest in yourself before you can invest. Does that make sense? Anyway, my life is like a tube is what it is right now. I have got man titties, you know what that is? Dude, that is awful! And I hate it and you know what? I do not do anything about it, but I did Nutra System twice, I lost ten pounds and gained 20 and then I did it again, and lost ten, I am going to go into it again. It is like the only thing I can do to lose weight. I cannot do it! I cannot get up early in the morning. I give all the credit to these people. I am like that! I am not inspirational at all. What is the purpose of this thing again?