There is a new thing going around that kids are trying, it's called masturbating. Okay, so I remember -- okay I will tell you a bad story, I am going to regret this. Princess Dianna, the candle burned out long before, the legend ever did. My grandmother had Star Magazines, every week she gets the big one, not the glossy, pretty ones, the big trashy ones like newspapers and I was so young, I was like six or seven. I would be so excited to see my grandmother, I would go and raid her Star Magazine collection, to run in the bathroom to masturbate to Princess Diana. I used to pretend her big head with the crown was going down on me. I am a pervert.
Something started happening when I was like seven pretending Princess Dianna went down on me. I feel bad for Harry and William, I think I should write a letter or something and apologize. I am sorry, it wasn't consensual. It was all me. She is not by --
And then when she died it was 1997, I remember I was in college and it was like my ex-girlfriend died, it was awful, she died, died. I am a pervert. I am essentially a pervert.
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