SEX TOYS
Speaker: All of life is unpredictable, it's weird, very weird, love life, I wouldn't call it love life, love life has also has got a lot of love in it, I think my romance -- not a lot of romance in my life. I was going to call it romance, not bad either. It's a -- there are girls occasionally that I stumble, I was going say into, but meant onto, I didn't mean in on to, I rather stumble near, sometime girl, I have be near, I would get into girls, sometimes, occasionally I will go on a date is what I am trying to say.
I don't want to get graphic, I do, when I get graphic, but not in front of the camera. I get graphic occasionally with girls to be honest with you. The girls who I love, I don't love them. But I want to say that I do on camera. I don't want to indite myself to any -- I have a lot of morals. I am not able to explain what they are, or if they are good morals or bad morals.
But I have them, that's the key, you understand? I like girls, that much I'll admit. I am happy to say that, and I like when they, how do you put this politically? Do things, I like that a lot, that's always fun. And sometimes you, maybe, I don't want to come off like this hopeless romantic who -- but sometimes if you buy a girl dinner, things will happen.
Things will go in a positive direction, I was almost pointing them, I meant, took her to my basement where I keep boardgames, I keep boardgames in my basement. Why you are looking at me as though I am not -- listen, I am not a creep, I may have creepy tendencies, but that's different, it assumes me as a dabbling creepiness, I do not. I am saying that because you are putting words in my mouth.
Why you are putting words in my mouth? I am a normal guy, I like romance and I like to buy girl flowers or on occasion sex toys. And by sex toys, I don't mean that, why, like you are doing that to myself. I don't mean sex toys, I would never buy it, you can rent them. I've rent sex toys, because they put them in that barber side, where you get -- they use up the barber shop, and they clean with disinfects completely.
And the rates are very reasonable, and I am not here to advocate for a particular sex shop, even though the Pleasure Chest on winter Boulevard gives you great bargain rates, and if you buy three times within a month, you get a fourth item for free rental. Did I make that clear, because you buy and then it's a commitment, where you are going to hold, then you have got a draw of sex toys, you look like a creep. Of course, you don't look less like a creep talking about this on camera.
I really -- where I my lawyer, can my lawyer be here for this, because I don't want to -- you know, alright, that's all I have to say about that.
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