STUPID GIRLS
Speaker: Made the mistake of dating a lot of really stupid girls for a while, not even, I don't think that I am a genius, I don't at all. I don't think I am like extra smart, I am pretty, I dropped out of community college, I am not hitting it on all cylinders, but it is like have you ever talked to somebody and they are - as you are talking to them, you are like, I am way smarter than you.
I could foil a math problem all over your face, like I am blatantly smarter than you. I did it at this girl, and I don't mean to brag, but she was the naked news girl on playboy TV, yeah, so I was dating her for her mind, and she was just bizarrely stupid, like to the point that you are like, you are taken back that the human species could be this dumb, her eyes were just always this wide, and she just loved watching TV, because TV is just, you know that's what lives about.
And then she would, I would go over to her house, and she would be like, let's just watch TV, and so eight hours later we are still watching TV, and it was so bizarre, she had like eight TVs in her home, one bed room apartment in West Hollywood. She has eight television sets, and they are all going -- I am not making this, they are all going at once, because she can't miss one of her shows.
So she would go into one room and be in there for like 15 minutes, and just so she could catch what's going and the Golden Girls, something crazy happened, and blank she is missing, and then she would come in the room, and we would be watching Survivor and she would exit, because she has to go, check out next top model, and I just couldn't stand it anymore.
I can't even explain how stupid she was, because my brain won't allow me to do that. Really, it made me feel great about myself, because I am like wow! Dropping out of community college wasn't as low as I could go, there is a level beneath me in the education scale of things.
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