I WANT TO BE FILTHY RICH
Speaker: I want to be filthy rich, I want to be so rich, I could just walk into a police station and say, hey cops, *** and then leave, just dropping money on the way out like I want to rest, but this is too lucrative. I don't think rich people have enough fun with their money. Wouldn't you like want to write your friends check for a $100,000, but then in then in the memo write, for sucking my balls.
You want to cash that check, right? you are not going to be the jerk that doesn't cash that check, you are going to slap it down on the counter, and he is going to be like, can I meet your friend? I don't think, like Bill Gates isn't having firm with this money, I haven't seen him blow up anything recently, I just blow things up.
When the cops would come and I want to be like, remember when I, ** earlier, here is $100,000, go away, and they would, because money rules everything. I would just punch people on their face, I know that sounds violent, but have you have ever seen somebody off in the distance, you haven't even met that person yet, but you see him and you are like, f**k that guy.
He is like wearing a baby blue blazer that is upside down, just dancing, there is no music, and you want to punch him in the nose, but you don't, because you have a little meek bank account, but if you were craziest like Bill Gates rich, you can walk right up to him, and go, what's your name? Darrel, I love the blazer, oh, and Darrel is like, why did you punch me in the face? And you will take out your ward of hundreds and go, this is why.
Just sprinkle hundreds all over him. I would open up shop, I would have like just a line of people coming in, and it's like I have got a mortgage, can you stab me in the thigh? And then I would, I would get something out of it, I have never stabbed anyone, why? Because it's illegal and it's wrong, but if they are getting a $100,000 out of it, you might as well shank a dude a two, just for fun. For you, because it's fun, for him ,because he has got bills to pay. His kids are going to go to college, the wound is going to heal, and it's a win-win for all of us.
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