TRUE CONFESSION: WITNESSING
Speaker: I am a Jew, grew up in Dallas, Texas and there are a lot of Jews there now, but there weren't always. When I was about five-years-old, I was in school with my classmates and she told me that I was going to go to hell if I didn't believe in Jesus Christ, as my personal God and Savior.
And I guess I had just seen a movie that had this line, so my response to her was, yeah, well, I have pictures of your mother naked. So her mom called my mom and she's like, you know what your daughter said to my daughter, she said she had pictures of me naked. My mom was like, well, in all fairness your daughter fooled Aliza that she was going to hell. The mother's response was, I can't believe she said that, she is not supposed to start witnessing until she is older.
My God, when you are older you can take up witnessing and still keep chasing that dream of becoming an Olympics figure skater, because no way is ice skating not a white trash board, oh yeah and also have fun getting home schooled.
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