What Are Crabs And How Do You Get Them?

Jennifer: You got to read now! Dan: But it's weird! It's like my sister and I are sharing sex toys and it's like... Jennifer: Okay! Dan: If I read it, it would be weird. Jennifer: STDs, okay! We're talking about STDs and what are crabs and how can you get them. It's kind of like, gross, but it happens. Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Unless you do one googling for crabs, how can I not get them or get rid of them. Jennifer: Okay! Here is a story! My sister and I sometimes share vibrators and even when they've just been used, so we're forking back and forth. I recently obtained crabs and I am wondering if it's from her but she didn't seem to have any. I am still a virgin how did this happen? So she has got crabs, her sister who she shares vibrators with doesn't have crabs and she'd never had sex with any one else. Dan: At least she thinks her sister doesn't have crabs she may not know for sure. Jennifer: I am guessing they were looking. Dan: They were probably looking, but she may not be... Jennifer: They share vibrators, I think they were looking. Dan: You know what, she may have not yet be showing whatever. It may take a few days. She might have been the lower carrier. Jennifer: Okay! So what are crabs? Basically crabs are lice that you get in your pubic region. Dan: Pervert lice! Jennifer: So they are like little bitty bitty bitty winged insects that like to hang out in that area okay? How are they caused, you know, how do you get crabs, right? It's normally through sexual contact, right? They're hanging out down there, you're bumping up against there -- there you go! Right! They just jump on over. Dan: Wait, wait! Can you get them through sharing sex toys? Jennifer: Well, yeah, okay! You had that sex toy there, you're going to put it over there. you may not be bumping and grinding, but you're still sapping it up. yeah? Dan: Yeah! seriously guys, use your own sex toys. I mean a lot of people are big into sharing. Sharing is wonderful, you can share all kinds of things, you know, even a coffee mug I suppose, but you know most people won't share a coffee mug but... Jennifer: You know, I've to say something. Dan: ...I love that vibrator can I borrow it? Jennifer: This is Dan, okay! I don't know about the rest of you guys but I have no issues sharing a coffee cup. Dan: No, I'd share with you! Jennifer: But that's just where I wouldn't share my coffee cup with anybody, but that's a different deal. Let's get to something a little more personal... Dan: Some people don't want to share. Jennifer: ...hygiene related, like toothbrushes and underwear and tampons... Dan: Okay there we go! Jennifer: ...you know! You don't share that stuff, right? Dan: You shouldn't but people so share sex toys and it's really -- you can get all kinds of stuff like wait, crabs! Jennifer: And if you must share, okay, clean it really good in between, okay. Get that really good toy cleaned or spray it, rub it all on there, wash it up with hot water, really clean it good before you share, okay? Dan: Absolutely! Jennifer: But is still think you don't have to share! Dan: And after you've shared... Jennifer: Just get your own, okay? Dan: Yeah! Jennifer: How do you know if you have them, okay? Crabs we're talking about. Okay! They usually appear within 5 days and they include itching and if you get a magnifying glass, you can actually see the little guys running around down there, okay? Dan: It's going to kind of hurt, bending over that much and checking it out, oh my god! Jennifer: And you can even see, it's like some little white dots in your pubic hair and those are the eggs that haven't hatched yet. Dan: What's another way you could diagnose, what is it that you have, that's itching and burning and whatever? Jennifer: Wait, wait! Go to your doctor? Dan: Is it okay to go to your doctor, that's something sexually related? Jennifer: Go talk to your doctor, okay? Now if you've had it before and you know what it is, you can just go to pharmacy and get some stuff over the counter but if you don't know go to your doctor. Dan: If you guys are familiar with our videos, you've probably seen our low rant on this more than once. Guys, there is such as phobia of talking to people about anything sexually related. Now unfortunately that extends to your doctor. You know, if your car squeaks, you take it to your mechanic. If your body, if it hurts, if it itches, if it whatever and you're not sure what it is... Jennifer: If something is not working right! Dan: ...If you're getting some sort of message from your body saying, man, this is not right, like itching, burning, hurting, whatever, go to the doctor and if you're not comfortable in talking to your doctor, maybe you have the wrong doctor. Jennifer: I agree! Definitely! Dan: Or maybe it's just a personal issue and just get over it, go get your doctor.