Welcome to WSYK, What Should You Know, I am Ethan Bloch in What Should You Know.
So when someone comes up to you and ask what you know about Rahm Emanuel, this is what you should say:
Of course, I know about Rahm Emanuel, are you serious? Are you talking about the ballerino-turned-bad-ass that Obama has appointed as his Chief of Staff, the Chief of Staff being that dude—who keeps everyone in line inside of the president’s inner circle. I want to be in those inner circles, can we talk Broc?
And Emanuel is the perfect guy for the job, but Obama is a very own Nicky Santoro from Casino. You see Emanuel is a take-no-prisoner’s politician who is not afraid to speak his mind. He universally characterizes the foul-mouth attack dog who could end the career of anyone who stands in his way.
And this my friends has earned him the nick name “Rahmbo” which even his own mother calls him, “Hi mom, I am Rahmbo.” So, how about a little bit more about Emanuel’s background.
He is just a typical Jewish guy from Chicago. His father is a pediatrician. His mother is an x-ray technician, and his older brother is an oncologist.
Oh, and his other brother is high-power talent agent in Hollywood, who was the basis for the character Harry Gold in Entourage. Oh, and Emanuel served in the Israeli Defense Forces during the 1991 Persian Gulf War.
Oh, and Emanuel is a top-notch balerino all the way to high school. Oh, and Emanuel once sent a rotting fish to a former colleague he had a falling-out with. No heart feeling, okay?
You see because Emanuel is such a hard driving bad ass, is expecting that he will play the role of a bad cop in the Obama administration. So, when Obama rows up, he would have like “Hey, why do we not give this a try” and if you refuse, then Emanuel will come and be like, “Hey, why don’t you—dude is to fall bash on all your mother—heads in. I am Rahmbo. Any mother—question, bitch?
That is what I know, about Rahm Emanuel.
This has been another episode of WSYK, What Should You Know. I am Ethan Bloch of What Should You Know>
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