When Good Weddings Go Bad

At most weddings, disaster means choosing between rubbery chicken and overdone beef. A dress you will never wear again and doing the electric slide but that’s reported by YourTango.com when good weddings go bad. They turn the phrase something blue and just something black and blue.

Here are a couple of examples. Why would a guest send the waiter to the hospital by attacking him with a water jug at the wedding in Scotland? I believe in the “Haggis”. In Rochester, an employee of a bar was knifed in the back while breaking up a fight during the reception. Bet it was well before he started making Bloody Mary’s again. A man in Colorado was struck by lightning on the morning of his wedding. So much for fireworks on the honeymoon and a Michigan couple was tasered by police and spent their wedding night in jail. It gives new meaning to the old ball in chain. But never fear brides-to-be, a few simple steps can help prevent connubial catastrophe. Wear rubber boots to avoid shocking situations and steel metal detectors to check the weapons and missing silverware and train your staff in Capoeira, a martial art that involves dance for equal part ass kicking and booty shaking action.

Let me show you some Capoeira now just to demonstrate. Now, don’t try this at home because I am trained of Capoeira.


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