Male Speaker 1: The symptom I would least like to experience and least be able to would be episiotomy. Just the sound of it like Velcro, you know I don't like Velcro.
Male Speaker 2: Pregnancy symptoms that he couldn't possibly pack? That he couldn't handle!
Male Speaker 3: Nausea would suck pretty bad! But I could deal with it!
Male Speaker 4: Nausea, I love throwing up. It always makes me feel better.
Male Speaker 3: My wife refuses to do it. she'll hold it in. It's like a pride thing.
Male Speaker 4: I've got no problem with that, used to throw up like a man in college was a cool trick.
Female Speaker 1: He could probably handle the morning sickness, throwing up. Alright, just fine!
Male Speaker 5: Labor and delivery.
Male Speaker 1: I've seen labor.
Male Speaker 5: Just that last 15 hours would be the challenge for me.
Male Speaker 6: You know the women that inseminated me would've hell to pay in the delivery room.
Male Speaker 4: The cankles. I don't think the cankles would go well for me?
Male Speaker 5: What is a cankle?
Male Speaker 7: It's when your, your calves and your ankles fill in as one.
Female Speaker 2: I mean pregnancy is not really for wimps and you get a little wimpy when you are sick.
Female Speaker 1: So pregnancy, wow! I think, I mean, god knew what he was doing.
Male Speaker 1: If she didn't want to go through the pain of child birth then Eve shouldn't have eaten that apple.
Male Speaker 5: Didn't look like something I would want to be doing.
Female Speaker 2: I think that's the whole part where you've been the worst at is people all in your business.
Male Speaker 1: Ooh! No! No, no, no!
Female Speaker 2: You know, they think they can touch you, they think they should be able to know everything.
Male Speaker 5: That might be okay!
Male Speaker 3: I didn't like that when people did that to my wife.
Female Speaker 2: I think that would make you more angry than anything else.
Male Speaker 3: Are you in ass-kink? It's like no! Can I touch yours?
Female Speaker 1: Men can deal with the weight gain, they'll deal with the beer-gut, they deal with fat bellies.
Male Speaker 4: It's perfect for me! I get to eat as much as I want. I get to lie around on my fatter and fatter butt all day, I get to sleep tons.
Female Speaker 2: You think my butt got fat?
Male Speaker 4: Yes! But it's got back down, the important thing!
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