Daddy Troy: Well guys here we area at the end of season three and I have done the math, you know what that means? Over 300 episodes out on the internet, we’re going to take a break for a week and then show you some of the best of videos from season three and next week we will be back with season four.
Daddy Brad: First we would like to thank our sponsors who made this season possible, thank you Baby Bjorn, OxiClean, Graco, Boon, Fundex games, One Step Ahead and Baby Banz.
Daddy Clay: And also thank you to all the great dads on Dadlabs.com that really make that community something special. Thanks for your comments Rob O, Ben, Shawn, Concrete Nick, Daddy K, Amy, mommy Lorie, Uncle Suts, J.O Rodman, Matt, Poser dad, Bradley and Teddy M. Come on and join those great dads and moms too at Dadlabs.com, join the community, create a profile, join in the conversation, enjoy the best of season three.
Daddy Brad: Welcome back to the lab I am daddy Brad.
Daddy Clay: And I am daddy Clay, this week we are talking about crappy products doomed to fail.
Daddy Brad: This week’s lab is brought to you by Boon, innovations for modern parents, Boon.
Daddy Clay: Because we are sponsored by Boon, I have been thinking a lot about design lately.
Daddy Brad: Yes because everything from Boon is like thoughtfully designed.
Daddy Clay: Yes, but not everything is—we get a lot of stuff that comes into us here at the Dad Labs, sent to us by manufacturers that want us to review their products or put them on camera for you, our fantastic audience to take a look at. And some of the stuff that they send is frankly garbage.
Daddy Brad: To demonstrate we have selected a couple of products that we think are doomed to fail.
Daddy Brad: Daddy Clay, this product is out there for the parents, that just will not spank, that are anti spanking but they have a child that needs to be beaten. This product, The Corporal, it is a behavior modification system and it will have your little recruit standing up and saluting in no time.
Daddy Clay: So what you got here basically is a spanking machine.
Daddy Brad: Yes and it comes with attachments. Wooden spoon.
Daddy Clay: So you put your child in the machine and it spanks your child for you.
Daddy Brad: Yes, with a hairbrush and if they are really bad, leather belt.
Daddy Clay: Yes, that is not—
Daddy Brad: The Corporal.
Daddy Clay: I don’t think The Corporal is going to be marching out of stores anytime soon. But I tell you what daddy Brad, this next product I think is got a chance because this is for families on the go, you are doing a road trip, it is to travel time, travel season and you are taking the kids out on the road, which means you get more money than me. Because I am kind of cut on back on trouble right now with the kids, they are watching a lot of TV so that is good for you though, I am happy for you.
Daddy Brad: The product, dude.
Daddy Clay: Oh right the product, so you are on a road trip and you’ve got emergency, right? The kid has going to go, number two and the garment says you are behind schedule and so you don’t want to stop and what you are going to do and you stop and the facilities are totally disgusting. What you do? Well I’ll tell you. You Crap Your Hands.
Daddy Clay: I opened the other sample that they sent and really it is just a, this rubber gloves.
Daddy Brad: What do you do?
Daddy Clay: I think the idea here is that you catch it, it comes and you just catch it.
Daddy Brad: You know actually—
Daddy Clay: No, that is disgusting.
Daddy Brad: Okay, think about this, there are lots of records that you need to keep for your children. For example, from the pediatrician’s office, their prescriptions, their shot records, all kind of documents that you need to keep in one central location about your children.
Daddy Clay: Well that is true, my pediatrician gives me all this kind of information and so I think this is a little legit product, I mean you got to keep all that stuff somewhere.
Daddy Brad: You can keep it right here in the Ped-O-File. All your documents, right here on your kit.
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